If anyone knows of a job vacancy or is seeking an employee, I would be obliged if any information could be passed on to me.
My CV is available upon request, and I have had work experience in the areas of administration, information management and research.

Also, if anyone is in need of a flatmate I am available. Apartments must be clean and tidy, ( Read more... )

Godfuckingdamnit why the hell did...  I refuse to believe...no...just no...

I FUCKING HATE HIM FOR THIS!

Damnit Shinji...

((ooc: strikes = gone))

So, I've discovered something lately: People in this city, they're bizarrely serious about everything. I mean, it's just life, right? Last I checked, no one life was any bigger than any other, nor any problem any bigger than any other. We all have our shit. So why not fucking live life? The fun way.

So..

How many of you fuckers are actually getting laid and on a regular fuckin' basis?

Kensei. I'm going to need you to work security for the Lulu autograph session. I'll handle the advertising.

I'm going to let you camp outside the store just this once Kurosaki. But you're going to have to buy a new magazine for her to sign. No bringing in any raggedy ones that still smell like smoke.

Everyone that I've loaned books to better be taking good care of them. I'm sure I'll have to replace the ones I let that idiot Ichigo borrow. They probably smell like smoke now.

I got a new shipment of magazines at the store today. Unfortunately for you Shinji, I didn't see a copy of Sandwich Slut Monthly. That would be right up your alley. ( Read more... )

No. More. Tuna.

If I ever have to make one more tuna sandwich, I will commit honorable suicide.

Some idiot on the same apartment floor of mine went off and set his microwave on fire and managed to burn down his room and the hallway around him.

....

I need to find somewhere else to live.